Row of Ducks

What's better than getting one duck? Five ducks, of course. What are they going to do with five ducks? Beats me, but I bet it will be fun. Your chosen recipient will receive five randomly colored, tiny, plastic, ducks with a card telling them they've just been ducked.

If you've got the makings of a super-hero villian you can select the "personalized message" option and explain to them exactly why they've just been ducked, otherwise it will be completely anonymous. Think of the drama. 

Disclaimer: Keep in mind you can't go crazy with the personalized messages here. Keep it short, fun, and only moderatly looney. If you give off stalker vibes or get too gross I'll just cancel your order and refund your money.