We get it, you've got questions. Why ducks? What is the meaning of life? Well, we have the answers to some of those. 

 

Why did you guys send me a duck? - Well, we didn't. Someone you know did; we're just the middleman. 

 

Will you tell me who sent me a duck? - Nope. Sorry, that's the beauty of getting ducked. Was it a friend? An enemy? A Frenemy? Maybe. Why don't you just pass on the joy to someone else, or maybe the one you suspect sent you one in the first place. 

 

How do I send someone a duck? - Easy! Click the STORE button on the menu, select which level of duck(s) you'd like to send, add to cart, and then put in the address of the person you want it to go to. The payment info is after that, the FIRST address you fill in will be where the duck goes. 

 

Why ducks? - Why not? Ducks are hilarious. 

 

What am I supposed to do with this duck? - Uhhh. Hmm, hadn't really thought about that. Maybe hide it somewhere for someone else to find so they can share in the joy of ducks? Yeah, that's good. Do that. Or, really, anything you want. It's yours now anyway. 

 

Is this a joke? - Absolutely, but it's also very serious. I'm not sure how, but it is.